By Anonymous - 09/10/2017 23:15

Today, I married the beautiful girl I’ve been in love with since we were both 6 years old. By married, I mean I performed the marriage ceremony as the vicar and watched her smile and kiss her arsehole boyfriend, now husband, right in front of me. FML
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cacheson 41

It does suck, but I feel like I have to say this: 1. If you never told her how you felt, what can you really expect? 2. If you did tell her how you felt and she rejected you, you should seriously try to move on. 3. If for some reason it just never worked out despite feelings and efforts on both sides then maybe it was time for you both to find someone else anyway. 4. Why were you performing the ceremony???

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Donut_Wizard 23

Are you allowed to be the one to object when you are performing the ceremony?

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GhostFox 33

Since you were six years old? I'm sorry, that isn't love at that point, it's obsession. You've gone a minimum of twelve years "in love" with this girl and have either not acted on it or acted on it and been turned down and. It attempted to redirect your emotions. It's probably for the best that she isn't marrying you- chances are she could never match what you've built her up in your head to be.

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davecross 11

If your a priest aren't you a virgin for life then? If not then obviously this girl isn't your soul mate.

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Chinaski76 15

Vicars are not the same things as priests and are not required to take a vow of chastity or celibacy. Vicars are generally Anglican and priests are generally Catholic. They are similar religions in some respects, but they are not the same.

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Jillian51894 12

Someone's salty ?? grow the **** up and be happy for her instead of hosting a pity party.

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DavyJoe 13

And you might be considering him an asshole just because you don't like him.

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KIEdekka 14

And that's why I could never perform marriage ceremonies, even though my brother wanted me to get licensed to do his wedding. You are required to accept a request. You aren't legally allowed to turn down a couple.

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