Health and Love: Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working...

By fat - 07/01/2014 12:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML

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By nkotz - 14/01/2013 18:34 - United States

Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By Username - 06/10/2010 21:59 - France

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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You deserved it 12 228

By Doy - 19/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML

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By fuckoffandfuckoffagainyoucunt - 17/08/2012 16:27 - United Kingdom - Sittingbourne

Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML

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Compromises

By DepressionBetty - 11/10/2021 08:00

Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 10:17 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2022 16:00

Today, my wife tried to forbid me from going to the gym anymore because in public she looks fat stood next to me and it’s embarrassing. She picked me up from the gym yesterday and saw all the “thin gym sluts” I prefer to spend my time with instead of her. God, I’m sick of her lazy jealous BS. FML

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xThatOneWeirdGuy 18

Tuesday 7 January 2014 22:38

Hopefully he meant guys might find you attractive and hit on you. :P

CrazyMelvin 14

Tuesday 7 January 2014 22:38

Your bf sounds like a jerk. If he can't like you for what you look like, you need to find someone who does. Dump his ass to the curb.

Comments

Cas547 8

Tuesday 7 January 2014 23:15

He meant people other than him would get to see you. He would be jealous. At least that's what I meant when I said that to my girlfriend. She still won't talk to me.

zahidnasir 22

Tuesday 7 January 2014 23:21

maybe he is just too afraid to loose you.

BelyiOvets 2

Tuesday 7 January 2014 23:35

Let him know if he wants to see you he'll have to go to the gym, because he definitely won't be seeing you in his bed anytime soon.

kuzzy00 22

Tuesday 7 January 2014 23:36

Why are people getting so emotional? Bf is just being hard case funny. Learn to take a joke. If my gf says that to me if be like "hahaha eff you!! Might have to find a sexy personal trainer while I'm there" xD it's a JOKE her bf was saying. People need to lighten up

Kreig1996 5

Tuesday 7 January 2014 23:55

No one who really cares would make a "joke" that harsh

kaelynangelfoot 5

Tuesday 7 January 2014 23:38

You can lose 200 lbs in 30 seconds by dumping his sorry ass.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 7 January 2014 23:40

Maybe you two could work out together...

tj4234 35

Tuesday 7 January 2014 23:56

To be fair, if you did bodyweight exercise you can get a great workout without joining the gym. Gym memberships can be expensive.

CrystalFelix 13

Wednesday 8 January 2014 0:08

Looks like he just volunteered to help you ;) lol that will teach him!!

10nachoman10 24

Wednesday 8 January 2014 0:20

Is it just me that feels like no one can take a joke? Probably just friendly banter, don't get upset by it and just laugh it off, or let it motivate you.

sethrojello 3

Wednesday 8 January 2014 0:44

find out when he goes and suprise him! then again that might be his "alone time" and he might just need and want it to remain like that, he dosent want to compete with you while working out