Haha nice alex

YDI for comparing the girl's eyes to Clay Aiken's.

are you still going out?

ydi for being a llama

I would have never have said that... no really, you should have said something wittier. Would still have implied she was standing out, but the point remains that wasn't very funny or witty.

That's okay, my family always jokes that I was adopted because there are absolutely no baby pictures of me. Like...none. Until I turned two, invented my own language, and (I've just discovered) started talking to mice, then I became interesting =P

Are adopted jokes the new "your mom"? Do people really say this stuff??

hey i really really sorry. if you read my fml the same thing happened to me. i guess we just got to watch what we say :(

Really? 'Cause last time I checked, life's pretty sucktacular and pointless. Not saying I'm going to go off myself now, I mean that not existing at all in the first place... well jeez you wouldn't even KNOW you didn't exist so can't see how you can fail there. Not having to deal with life as we've made it is just a plus then. Some people say the whole struggle of mankind is some great and inspiring story, but really it's just a long hike you didn't have a choice in starting that you get tired of pretty fast but you've still got quite a ways to go. Again, not trying to sound emo or some shit, I'm just saying... which is logically better; experiencing good things but with a lot of bad things, or not experiencing anything at all and not even KNOWING there were good and bad things to experience anyway? Of course once you're alive for sure, concious and everything, it's pretty pussy to back out on it. Also how the hell is she just being sensitive when her parents DIED and she had to be adopted? She wasn't just dumped on someone's doorstep; her parents had every intention of keeping her. Reading fail.

stick to dead baby jokes, man. s'what I been tellin people for years. at least you get a shock laugh or 2.