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By starfox - 24/08/2018 20:30

Today, I met an attractive girl at a party. I tried to introduce myself and shake her hand, but she pulled away. The first words out of her mouth were "Touch me and I'll file a restraining order for you." She was friendly with all the other guests. FML
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Top comments

JasonThorn 20

Translation "I'm a bitch and you should avoid me like the Black Plague."

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real life problems 26

Attractive on the outside but ugly on the inside.

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JasonThorn 20

Translation "I'm a bitch and you should avoid me like the Black Plague."

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ARISKomuniszt 24

Might she have had a condition of some type?

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Glowworm56 26

Yep, it's called being a bitch. Sometimes, people don't have medical conditions, they're just jerks.

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real life problems 26

Attractive on the outside but ugly on the inside.

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Charlie Given 26

You wouldn't happen to be black or Native American or a foreigner she might be a racist or just a big bitch🤔

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RinoaHeartilly 36

Any chance you knew her a long time ago or something? Or one of her friends?

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thehaystackerine 20

if she's going to file a restraining order because you touched her, I'd have made it worth my while and slapped her like the bitch she is

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Davros 12

I hate when they get pre-warned about me.

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RichardPencil 30

What appendage were you trying to put in her hand?

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clearlyroo440 19

If she’s single it probably means somebody somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit.

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