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By brigitte - 27/06/2013 17:35 - France - Noyon

Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML

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By LocallyBrewed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML

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By thanksmom - 20/07/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:47 - United States - Miami

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2020 20:00

Today, after spending a few weeks getting to know my birth father and thinking he seemed decent, he's realised my adoptive parents aren’t rich and no, I can’t lend him a few grand. Now, he’s vanished and written several nasty Facebook posts about not being able to trust family. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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By joi9496 - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, at age 23, I met my absentee father. He went on about how much he missed me and wanted to know more about me. He then asked if I knew where he could get some good weed, and said he'd share it to make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmases. FML

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By daddydaughterWTF - 02/08/2012 00:06 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

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By me - 14/01/2012 01:38 - United States

Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML

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By snow - 22/09/2009 09:12 - Australia

Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 02:00

Today, I met my father, who I hadn't seen since I was a baby, at Subway. He made me pay for his meal. FML

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TrinityisLife 22

Friday 28 June 2013 2:18

Witty response? None. That sucks ass and I know from experience how disappointing that is.

chocolateisyum 12

Friday 28 June 2013 2:19

What a rubbish father. I wouldn't bother ever talking to him Again.

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Tidus0 17

Friday 28 June 2013 4:47

Perhaps that's why your mum kept you away from him? Because she could treat you with respect that he couldn't.

Durotic 8

Friday 28 June 2013 5:23

....And that's why your adopted...

Eivana 37

Friday 28 June 2013 5:38

When I first met my father he put on a nice face for a while and I actually liked him. He left me, then said I left him. After I was hospitalized for a bad car accident. You aren't missing much, be thankful you saw first hand what kind of person he is.

PunkySpunky78 15

Friday 28 June 2013 5:52

To the op I feel you since I'm adopted too I hope meeting my birth family doesnt go bad as yours *hugs*

YeaSo3 14

Friday 28 June 2013 5:59

wow op sorry to hear that but if that was your very first time meeting him..maybe he got druck because he was afraid to handle a situation like that(not excusing it)..but try to forgive him and maybe one day give him another chance it will be better for your life at least for your heart and peace of mind

Kc1001 14

Friday 28 June 2013 6:17

I'm adopted too. My feelings go out to you.

Sora_McKain 36

Friday 28 June 2013 7:29

My bio daddy is a d*if I too. He is drunk 24/7 (unless he's broke). He don't work, is verbally abusive, and always mooches money off of me (well he tries to anyway). That's why I adopted my best friends parents as my own. I have lived with my "adoptive parents" for years and even introduce them as my biological parents to people I meet. I feel for you OP, I understand how you must feel.

davincidasecond 24

Friday 28 June 2013 8:39

Things like this just show you that sometimes not having your biological parents in your life is a blessing in disguise.

Cazz91 21

Friday 28 June 2013 11:53

I believe your mother left your father for a very good reason. Take this as a blessing in disguise to find out early into the relationship than later.