Miscellaneous: Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed...

By brigitte - 27/06/2013 17:35 - France - Noyon

Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML

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By LocallyBrewed - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML

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By thanksmom - 20/07/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2014 16:47 - United States - Miami

Today, I invited my deadbeat dad over for dinner, hoping we could resolve our issues and build a proper relationship. Just minutes after he arrived, I caught him stealing money from my purse. He actually said I owe him for raising me. He ditched my mom and me when I was 5. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2020 20:00

Today, after spending a few weeks getting to know my birth father and thinking he seemed decent, he's realised my adoptive parents aren’t rich and no, I can’t lend him a few grand. Now, he’s vanished and written several nasty Facebook posts about not being able to trust family. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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By joi9496 - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, at age 23, I met my absentee father. He went on about how much he missed me and wanted to know more about me. He then asked if I knew where he could get some good weed, and said he'd share it to make up for all the missed birthdays and Christmases. FML

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By daddydaughterWTF - 02/08/2012 00:06 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

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By me - 14/01/2012 01:38 - United States

Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML

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By snow - 22/09/2009 09:12 - Australia

Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 02:00

Today, I met my father, who I hadn't seen since I was a baby, at Subway. He made me pay for his meal. FML

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TrinityisLife 22

Friday 28 June 2013 2:18

Witty response? None. That sucks ass and I know from experience how disappointing that is.

chocolateisyum 12

Friday 28 June 2013 2:19

What a rubbish father. I wouldn't bother ever talking to him Again.

Comments

amandathecreator 22

Friday 28 June 2013 2:31

Stop being so selfish.. Just kidding lol way to stick up for your self he doesn't deserve a daughter ! Your better off without him hunny

badluckdawson 19

Friday 28 June 2013 3:33

Hunny really?

amandathecreator 22

Friday 28 June 2013 5:13

Yeah hunny it's called thinking she's better than her scumbag father who hasn't been in her entire life so **** you asshole have some compassion

feelingold 18

Saturday 29 June 2013 0:14

Mmm hunny. If it's good enough for Winnie the Pooh it's good enough for me.

chuckcloninger 12

Friday 28 June 2013 2:31

Makes you realize that your Mom had a "stupid moment" or two way back then, eh?

bostongirl77 5

Friday 28 June 2013 2:35

My daughters dad has never seen her for his own reasons and it's stories like this that reminds me that there are reasons for everything.

MissWhitneyB 17

Friday 28 June 2013 2:35

Good job :). He doesn't deserve anything from you or the right to be called a 'father'. Smh.

jw90 18

Friday 28 June 2013 2:42

I too have a piss poor excuse for a father.

xAkonz 10

Friday 28 June 2013 2:53

Just because he is your father doesn't mean he's your dad. Sorry you had to learn that the hard way OP.

jayebird66 5

Friday 28 June 2013 2:57

Sometimes it's better that the dad isn't present. Especially if he isn't a good role model. OP was probably lucky to not have that man in her life. She seems to have done well without him being there.

perdix 29

Friday 28 June 2013 2:57

Hey, wouldn't it have sucked if he turned out to be a great guy and you've missed out on being with him all those years? It's all for the best that he turned out to be a big, fizzy douche!

Pesticides 19

Friday 28 June 2013 2:59

yeah op. it's good that you opened and closed that door in your life. (so to speak)

queerdragon 20

Friday 28 June 2013 2:58

My best friend met his father for the first time last year. The guy tried to move in with him, borrow money for drugs, and hit on my friend's wife. The bio dad was taken away in cuffs by the police.