Miscellaneous: Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole...

By thanksmom - 20/07/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 4 108

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Piggy banked

By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 983

You deserved it 695

By brigitte - 27/06/2013 17:35 - France - Noyon

Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 318

You deserved it 3 110

By TriangularBanana - 06/05/2016 21:45 - United States - Cypress

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 086

You deserved it 1 593

By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - 23/05/2017 00:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 987

You deserved it 348

By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 106

You deserved it 2 265

By SilverAuthor - 29/07/2016 22:53 - United States - Detroit

Today, I slipped money into my mother's purse after she refused to let me pay for lunch. She caught me in the act and thought I was stealing money from her instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 347

You deserved it 2 069

By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 00:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to talk to the girl I like. After awkwardly saying hi, I manage to work up a nice conversation with her. I thought everything was going well, until I got home and realized that she had stolen money out of my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 893

You deserved it 4 681

TMI

By Disgusted - 05/07/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. I also found out from her husband that she has her nipples and nether regions pierced. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 022

You deserved it 3 797

By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 053

You deserved it 2 719

By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 712

You deserved it 2 765

chenoa_fml 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:57

be glad you weren't raised by her..

imaginaryvoice 18

Tuesday 20 July 2010 8:57

That's what my biological mother would do if she wasn't dead.

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eraintimexD 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:43

wtf

MagneticPineappl 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:45

25, I mean you.

xoCOURTNIEox 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:45

wtf..that's messed up

ironmaiden77 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:45

haha

mrmaks18 7

Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:02

that explains everything speak to dad about it and I'll replace your wallet just coz I'm nice

MissXxBipolarXx 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:16

Maybe she needed the money. For...um...food and...er...other necessities? FYL indeed, my friend.

the_flirtt 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:17

ya but it was her mother !!

melmosuzanne 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:18

well tell her to go choke on one

jdfml90 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 11:41

Do you know where she lives? Kill her

missdezzybabee 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 11:42

38 sorry douch bag that was your ex!

missdezzybabee 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 11:44

40 thanks for the come backs!

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I agree, your life sucks 460

You deserved it 109

Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 126

You deserved it 224

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I agree, your life sucks 45 783

You deserved it 19 761

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You deserved it 5 283

Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 351

You deserved it 5 097

Today, the boy I like finally acknowledged me. He came up to me and uttered two words: "Nice pooper." FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 297

You deserved it 3 664

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 851

You deserved it 42 495

Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 980

You deserved it 3 135

Same thing different taste

Piggy banked

TMI

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