By thanksmom - 20/07/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
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imaginaryvoice 18

That's what my biological mother would do if she wasn't dead.

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CallMeHush 0

She had to pay for her rock somehow, meeting you took valuable street time from her. Someone had to pay.

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freshkid 0

technically it's okay to punch her... sooooo punch her :)

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missdezzybabee 0

that wouldn't count as an FML thatwould be mor of a GOOOOOOOO-DAMN!! plain and simple

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cbr600_fml 0

hey r u the chick on that video that's dancing on the table and falls haha so funny

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FFML_314 11

Hey are you that queer that thinks his tattoos are cool but in all actuality, make him look like a complete douche bag?

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cbr600_fml 0

hey r u that fat chick that looks like a dude standing next to Elvis here have some cake 

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FFML_314 11

Ohh, what kind of cake?

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FFML_314 11

BTW, I am infact that girl standing next to the Elvis impersonator. However, I'm certainly not fat an surely look nothing like a dude. I'm sure you have some gay ass tattoo of a ferrett on your eye so, it makes it hard to get an accuate perception of ones picture. Get over yourself.

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FFML_314 11

*accurate. Lol, thanks Kyle. I hate people like that.

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kfrizzle2 4

Lol me too. "Ooh i have a tattoo around my nipple, i must be the toughest person in the world and insult a (really pretty (Kyle's opinion)) girl." Pfft. People these days.

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cbr600_fml 0

oh is that y u change u pic because ur not insecure at all about ur looks we can see how pretty u r in this pic ur chubby cheek really stands out but it's ok not everybody can be attractive don't blame urself if anything it's ur parents fault for making a ugly kid and who's this creeper frizzle first of all I don't need tats to know i'm tougher than u i just get them cause I like them y don't u go back to ur moms basement where u live and play WOW and watch **** fag

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FFML_314 11

Where did you leave your wallet for her to steal it?

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buckfasthero 0

She probably needed the money to buy a new dress for the 'Mother of the Year 2010' awards ceremony.

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_streets_ 19

like the pic, although at first I was like WTF and it creeped me out lol

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Gabaloka 0

hahaha!! omg i thought the exact same thing! lol

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buckfasthero 0

I've always said people should smile more. Three times more, in fact.

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DncrHap 9

hahaha. that last comment (34) made me actually lol.

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untoward 0

now you know clepto runs in the family.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for having a wallet. YDI for having a mother.

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acruzmn 0

you deserved it for ever being born!!!!

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rileykins 0

look on the brightside! whatever that might be.

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the_flirtt 0

way to get op's hopes up :(

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Jacob_04 0

damnn that sucks! sorry op fyl indeed

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