Kids: Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was...

By grem - 13/04/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

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By julian - 29/09/2018 14:00

Today, I met my daughter's first serious boyfriend, only she forgot to mention he has hypermobility. All I did was shaking his hand normally, but it still dislocated three of his knuckles. My daughter made me call his mother to explain what I did. FML

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By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:07 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML

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Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. When I went to shake her dad's hand, I broke his watch. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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By secret_source - 17/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:23

That's one HELL of a first impression.

mogan_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:23

the shoulders are supposed to stay IN the sockets? oh, oh dear.

Comments

shalvius 3

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:53

OMG

eternalaphrodite 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 21:56

That just sucks. Bad first impression; personally I don't think you were doing anything inherently wrong.

doubleboots152 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:08

theres little that hurts more than a dislocated shoulder, i just got surgery on my because of it lol

doubleboots152 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:08

*mine

funfunn 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:20

you're not supposed to do that, you should know better! YDI.

ItsAshxD 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:21

My mom did that to me when I was little. But to only one arm. Now my elbow always cracks.

BiscuitHead 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:28

omg, you idiot! how could you do that to a poor little kid! omg! like... omg! way to make a first impression!!

_FACKMYLIFE_ 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:31

Way to make a good first impression :)

dg72592_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:40

lol my dad did that to me when i was two

airandfingers 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:40

#16 and #67: Sorry, "puppies" is the wrong word to use.. My fiancee calls all dogs that are playful "puppies".. I meant basically full-grown dogs, and not necessarily throwing them, just roughhousing with them. My fiancee's brother-in-law plays really roughly with his dog, and it seems that he has the same attitude toward his son.