Kids: Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was...

By grem - 13/04/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

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By julian - 29/09/2018 14:00

Today, I met my daughter's first serious boyfriend, only she forgot to mention he has hypermobility. All I did was shaking his hand normally, but it still dislocated three of his knuckles. My daughter made me call his mother to explain what I did. FML

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By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2014 22:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML

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By TronCat8230 - 20/05/2017 12:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. When I went to shake her dad's hand, I broke his watch. FML

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By Sawarski - 07/01/2013 20:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

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By secret_source - 17/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:23

That's one HELL of a first impression.

mogan_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:23

the shoulders are supposed to stay IN the sockets? oh, oh dear.

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mousekeyboard 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:44

lol @ #5 haha but that is so sad i mean ouch she s alil girll tht must kill

f_mylife24 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:04

okay seriously, way too many dads dislocating their kids shoulders.

Altephor 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:09

You spun a child by her arms? Are you ******* stupid? YDI

vitaro 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:15

haha this is the kind of thing that you guys will look back upon and just laugh.

libertyprime 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:43

Well at least now you know how overpoweringly strong your hands are, Clampy McStrongarm.

McLaughlane 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:47

never have children.

scout_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:50

I got spun around like that a lot as a kid and that never happened to me. Hopefully your boyfriend's parents don't judge you too harshly! It's just an accident!

NicGstfsn23 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:29

omg thats awful i hope your boyfriends look past that, it was just a accident

mfoster1014 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:44

I was the victim of this very same kind of incident when I was about three years old. It was my sister that spun me around by my arms.

bholland16 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:44

this happened to me when i was 4, but only in one are. it was really painful, but like so many people have said, it happens to easily. i wasn't even being swung by my arm, and i was just being held