Miscellaneous: Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were...

By ohcrap - 28/09/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's father for the first time. We were at a restaurant and my bofriend kept playing footsie with me under the table. When my boyfriend excused himself to go to the restroom, the game of footsie was still going on. FML

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By bloom - 17/12/2008 04:10 - France

Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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By Brian - 20/11/2012 15:50 - United States - Sandston

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 09:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML

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By great 1st impression - 25/05/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. I had to use the bathroom part way through, and ended up taking the foulest dump of my life. I cracked open a window on my way out, but my boyfriend's dad went in soon after, quickly retching and booming, "What the fuck?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my boyfriend come over for dinner for the first time. It was all going well until my dad started explaining to my boyfriend how to use toilet paper. He even demonstrated it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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By grounded - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phones at the table rule" and took my phone away until I could learn "proper table manners." FML

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By Fresca11 - 29/06/2011 00:51 - United States

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

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emophowitz 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:27

CREEPY.

FPsLife 5

Monday 28 September 2009 12:30

That's when you also excuse yourself and head to the bathroom or something.

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rukusrazor 0

Monday 28 September 2009 18:52

Pedobear Approves

Cant_Touch_This_ 0

Monday 28 September 2009 21:05

lmfao

Cant_Touch_This_ 0

Monday 28 September 2009 21:07

Happy sacks! LMFAO! The next FML maxim!

nuttinick 0

Monday 28 September 2009 21:47

time 4 a new *older* boyfriend. lol.

LeahC_fml 4

Monday 28 September 2009 21:59

lmao

TheLetterZero 7

Monday 28 September 2009 22:35

That's because your "bofriend" was playing footsie with you while your "boyfriend" went to the restroom. :P

f_alltheirlives 3

Monday 28 September 2009 23:08

Did you win???????

dinoliz 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 0:31

his music: bow-chica-bow-wow your music: jaws theme

Daaniellee1234 8

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:08

Well that must not have been akward at all.

ILoveJace01 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:29

Lol!!!!!!!!!!! Omg!!!!!!! Wtf!!!!! Hilarious.

fmylifegirl 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:30

this is hilarious!!!!!

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