Intimacy: Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had...

By pleasedtomeetyou - 13/01/2010 16:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time and hoped to make a good first impression. When I tried to say 'Hello', a loud rippling burp came up from my throat, and not only that. A small chunk of mucus flew out and landed on the floor between us. So much for a good first impression. FML

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Well hello there…

By acinorev - 07/08/2021 22:01

Today, my boyfriend's antisocial father actually decided to talk to me. Too bad I couldn't respond, due to the fact that I still had his son's penis in my mouth. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend's antisocial father actually decided to talk to me. Too bad I couldn't respond, due to the fact that I still had his son's penis in my mouth. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Oh God - 24/05/2018 06:00

Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML

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By Jes_jes18 - 02/05/2013 18:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML

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Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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By At least she knows I floss - 25/08/2017 14:15 - United States - Pomona

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By the girlfriend - 26/08/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:16

that blows..... :D

CrazyWill 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:08

Ouch. Probably not the best way to meet her.

Comments

leadrunner751 3

Friday 15 January 2010 6:55

great wording

Igor_g5 0

Friday 15 January 2010 7:35

@113 and 117. *****? She takin care of her man.

sparkleprincess 0

Friday 15 January 2010 10:13

most of these people who comment dumb shit aren't even worth it lol...

Igor_g5 0

Friday 15 January 2010 7:40

He ain't the trick of the day. They havin a relationship. You don't suck your man or get sucked by your woman as the case may be?

dochoc_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 7:51

did you swallow?

sparkleprincess 0

Friday 15 January 2010 10:08

you make no sense. not everything happens in the bedroom, my best guess would be this went down right infront of the door that his mother used to walk in- therefore no time to stop. stuff like that happens all the freaking time get a sexlife kay :)

halotron 0

Friday 15 January 2010 21:38

Hey, old people are people too, odds are she's had one in her mouth before too! Honestly it all depends on how old you both are. If you're like tweens, then she's probably really concerned now about her sons sexual activity. If you're 18+, she's probably grossed out and embarrassed herself, but somewhere deep down at least happy that you're taking care of business and not some stuck up snot who thinks she's too good to give a bj.

Queenk123 0

Friday 15 January 2010 22:01

that really sucks. that was prob a fun night haha

Wm2oo9 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 0:51

#53 win

miley_baby 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 8:17

I kind of know how you feel, last sunday me and my boyfriend (we've been dating for 2 years and are legal age in our staate so don't give me any bullsh*t on this!!!!) were up in his room and things were getting "Heated" (i suppose you could say) and how did i meeet my boyfriends 25 year old older sister? by her walking into his room to see what? Me and her little brother having sex, what made it worse? i was ontop exposed with him having a hand full of my boobs... she spent the rest of the night glaring at me and when i left she cornered me and told me i was a bad infuence and i probably forced him to have sex with me.... WTF?!?!?!?!?!? lmao