Intimacy: Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had...

By pleasedtomeetyou - 13/01/2010 16:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time and hoped to make a good first impression. When I tried to say 'Hello', a loud rippling burp came up from my throat, and not only that. A small chunk of mucus flew out and landed on the floor between us. So much for a good first impression. FML

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Well hello there…

By acinorev - 07/08/2021 22:01

Today, my boyfriend's antisocial father actually decided to talk to me. Too bad I couldn't respond, due to the fact that I still had his son's penis in my mouth. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend's antisocial father actually decided to talk to me. Too bad I couldn't respond, due to the fact that I still had his son's penis in my mouth. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Oh God - 24/05/2018 06:00

Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML

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By Jes_jes18 - 02/05/2013 18:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML

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Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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By At least she knows I floss - 25/08/2017 14:15 - United States - Pomona

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By the girlfriend - 26/08/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:16

that blows..... :D

CrazyWill 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:08

Ouch. Probably not the best way to meet her.

Comments

JCadle90 0

Friday 22 January 2010 5:29

bahahaaahhaha

ironmaneddie 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:12

Anyone calling the OP a ***** or dumb for ******* around with her bf are really pathetic. You guys/gitls probly dont get any ******* sex and that dumb bitch tinymartini or whatever the hell her name is ; quit being s prudish bitch once your pussy hangs like a wizards cloak your going to need to suck the rooster( my guess.. Very soon)

midorihoneybucke 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:14

ur A dumbass it does make sence maye if u had a sex life u wuld understans it

SubjectDelta 0

Monday 15 March 2010 16:35

Don't worry Doodlez, I'll teach you how it happened by reinacting it, come hither.

rayrayistoocute 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 22:39

hey snickerdoodles you dumb **** of course she walked in on them read it again

arichan_fml 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 3:18

ydi for doin the dirty God says bot to commit adultery and a ******* is just a form of adultery. idiot.

pleasedtomeetyou 4

Friday 30 April 2010 21:42

And you think I'm a Christian why? Yes, you're right, clearly my bf's mother walking in was an act of God. He really has nothing better to do with his time. And adultery is cheating. I was not cheating, and neither was my boyfriend. Fascinating that you are calling me an idiot, wanker.

bucknut15 4

Monday 5 September 2011 8:51

I swear u dumb as hell n have u took yo meds today cause God ain't got nun to do wit this situation

chris231 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 13:45

I agree but still get a lock on that damn door!!! is it that hard to do??

sockpuppets 1

Sunday 18 April 2010 4:29

nice to MEAT you..

g0o0_dj 0

Monday 19 April 2010 7:44

how is she a ***** for getting some from her BF?! I bet if anyone of u have/had a gf/bf u would do them to and it's not like she's hooking up with a random guy it's her BOYFRIEND