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Damn, I wore pants... and they still hated me.
I've made 15 fmls that are better than this and they post this shit? slow clap for the Internet.
that sounds like it was your own fault for not wearing pants.
Sounds hot
Great post OP. It's a pity subtlety is lost on most of the people who post here. I can think of lots of other explanations for OP being pantless, just to keep the "we can't cope with subtlety" gang from bursting another blood vessel: 1. OP was wearing a white skirt and no undies, and discovered later that it 'showed' 2. OP and BF were playing pool at the local pub. OP had just sunk the white ball by accident and had to run around the pool table with no pants as punishment ... which is when she met BF's parents... 3. OP and BF were getting ready for parents to come over for their first visit. BF was getting dressed in the bedroom, and OP came out of the bathroom, naked, only to meet BF's parents in the hallway because they were psychotically early and had just let themselves in 4. BF and OP went over to his parents house to meet the parents. As his parents opened the front door to greet them, parents' snivelling, brainless dog leapt up, grabbed OPs pants and dragged them to her ankles. 5. OP always walks around her house naked. BF arrived unannounced with his parents. 6. OP had just been for a naked run around the block when she came upon BF's parents in the driveway as they came for a surprise visit. 7. BF told OP repeatedly how his parents walk around their house naked all the time, and that they would love her forever if she showed up naked for her first visit ... which is how OP found out her BF considers himself to be a practical joker - despite his father being a church minister... 8. BF invited OP over to his place for a "really special" evening. OP decides to fulfill one of BF's fantasies and arrive in a long coat with nothing underneath. There are candles in the hallway when OP enters, BF tells her how beautiful she is, and offers to take her coat; OP turns, lets him take her coat from behind, and steps out of it only to be greeted by BF's parents who have been invited over as surprise guests to witness BF proposing to her. So, if it's too difficult for folks to infer from the post what had happened, just pick one of those above. Cheers!
This is the worst post ever, I had to stop reading it was so long. The whole fact of subltety is not lost on us, just everyone's mind is in the gutter on here, get a clue.
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I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o
I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?