Love: Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile...

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 03:00

Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By xxlenalunaxx - 29/04/2015 11:11 - United States

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

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Saturday 13 March 2010 0:01

I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o

shotstack 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:59

I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?

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minnkaenska 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 16:26

dear everybody, im the original poster, yes i was having sex with my boyfriend, his mom came home unannounced and i met her right then and there. his parents dont hate me at all, their sons old enough to be having sex without his parents grounding him. thank you.

GermanySucks 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 16:34

If he's old enough not to be grounded for having sex maybe he should be out of the house? =/

minnkaenska 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 17:20

hes home from college for a week. and yes im such a huge **** for having sex with my boyfriend that i only get to see less than once a month. i have no morals!

monkey2111 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 18:07

girl, this is what skirts are for

jt1234 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 18:08

wow fake

blastvortex 3

Sunday 14 March 2010 3:07

Yup, that updraft can get to you, especially when you find yourself tempted to whistle Dixie between your butt-cheeks.

fatman1970 25

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:43

Rofl! Tht's the best comment I've seen yet on FML.

arcxjo 2

Sunday 14 March 2010 6:46

I hope to high heaven you're a pom. "Pants" means something completely different to Yanks.

saywaturcoco 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:49

neither I'm I it was jst I joke! ;)

whyamionfml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 0:27

it would've made sense if you said why you werent wearing pants, this is just stupid. FAIL.

Jayodi 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 2:25

they were having sex, and his parents walked in. Mystery solved. You really ******* suck if you couldn't figure out they were having sex.

DezirayJeannn 2

Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:17

IF they were having sex... wouldn;t she had been shirtless?

vDestiny 0

Friday 19 March 2010 2:37

Are you serious? Are you telling us that its unrealistic to have sex a shirt on? Come on now. As for the people who didn't get it, well.. Not much to say to you guys.