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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 21:13 - United States

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Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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grace12898 0

Why does everybody think this only happens in Texas and why do you keep bringing it up obviously she has a weird brother. I absolutely find my brothers repulsive and have never, nay, will never make out with them. Bunch of ass holes

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loserboii 11

Well West Virginia too, personally i find marrying your step-mother a bit awkward for the family.

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hateevryone 14

it'll be another 20 years before you see him again.

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CoachBangWhore 5

A homosexual he is I see. I can see why you didn't see him for 20 years. He is a disgrace and he has obviously gotten yet another person to hate him for his homosexuality.

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SecretMe00 5

Are you insane 101

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Jenmic 14

Texas incest jokes. Now who didn't see that coming?

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grace12898 0

What went through my mind: 0:................ O_o friendly

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Rocky007 15

Is his name Luke? And yours Leia, perhaps?

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grace12898 0

Thank for making an actually funny comment, enjoyed that a lot more than all the Texas crap.

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RockVolley09 8

Looking for love in Alderaan places. So funny!

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Dcm210 19

wtf,did he forget that y'all are related.

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