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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

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By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 04:12 - Australia

Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2017 17:07

Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML

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By mcullen21 - 12/06/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Stevenson Ranch

Today, after pranking my roommate several times by putting lube in his hand sanitizer bottle, he got me back by putting sanitizer in my lube. FML

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By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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By Technomage - 27/03/2021 11:01

Today, my first day at the job, I went up to my coworker and began to ask her name. She cut me off and snapped, “I have a name.” FML

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By D: - 06/10/2013 17:13 - France - Paris

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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gunmania0 12

Friday 5 August 2011 23:17

What the hell is your name!?

jake1632 9

Friday 5 August 2011 23:20

Jake..... But I go by Robert

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lacrossegirl775 0

Friday 5 August 2011 23:54

What's your name..?

u1ose 2

Friday 5 August 2011 23:56

That's a slippery situation.

CallieCC 8

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:00

Lubert?

VeraJK 12

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:08

Lol, what's your name?

lubenceto 1

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:15

I guess her name is something like Lyubomira or Lyubena. These are Eastern-european names. Like, for example my name is Lyubomira, and most of my friends call me Lyuba or Lyub, and in case it's the latter it sounds like Lube. And yes, there are a lot of Eastern-european girls that go to the US. That name can be found in Russia, Croatia, Serbia, in my country - Bulgaria and a few more. So there, you go, mystery solved.

HondaKidd 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 7:25

But... But.... OP's from Louisiana

lubenceto 1

Saturday 6 August 2011 9:19

Maybe she studies there, idk.

MaRi3_ZaN3 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:18

wats ur name? ;o

ArielTheMermaid 17

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:28

So what's your name??

mofran 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:29

use it to your advantage , one night say, hey I'm in the mood, we don't need lube,.. cause I was born lube. sorry shitty joke :p all I could think of

jake1632 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:35

i was in room 3 toooo! then they like had avatar sex all over again.. but its hard to enjoy personal porno after having a three crooked things shoved up your bootyhole...