By cgold - 30/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I met my paternal grandfather for the first time. I’ve spent the last three months tracking him down. I poured my heart out and told about how much this meant to me. He told me I had a nice rack and asked for a cigarette. FML
I agree, your life sucks 89 211
You deserved it 8 842

Same thing different taste

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It obviously didn't mean that much to him. I've learned that blood relationships don't mean as much as the relationships you've chosen to have.

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@21- Paternal means on your fathers side, I think you have it confused with biological. OP - One way to look at it is FYL, but on the other hand YAY! you didn't grow up with a pervy Granddad.

Hence that means your parents had better judgement.

#2 couldn't be more right. Just because you're family, it doesn't mean you have to like them.

I call BS. I've heard the same "joke" several times on several websites, starting quite a few years ago. Are you so desperate to get attention that you have to post here? Pathetic.

@ 28 and 30, I'm not sure that telling someone they have a nice rack is how you'd treat a stranger. :P Honestly, I think if you said that to strangers you'd get yourself sued.

mcbeth 0

this would've been awesome if it ended, "I'm a dude."

Tucatz 0

This may explain why you had never met him before. He sounds like a prize twat.

pinkducttape 0

well now you know...he could have at least tried to be polite. at least you gave him a chance.

leMeepO_o 0

What the ****. What a jerk I'm so sorry, but don't worry about it. It's his problem, yours!