Do not want

By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 08:01 - Europe

Today, I had a chat with a one-night stand and she's decided to keep the child. My life is basically over. FML
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Bogrbon 27

Wrap it before you tap it, but also demand a paternity test. If it was a one night stand it's possible she's scamming you because she was already pregnant and wanted a baby daddy. Happened to a friend of mine. If it's yours though, you kind of deserve it.

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Bogrbon 27

Wrap it before you tap it, but also demand a paternity test. If it was a one night stand it's possible she's scamming you because she was already pregnant and wanted a baby daddy. Happened to a friend of mine. If it's yours though, you kind of deserve it.

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Ethan Starkey 3

Paternity test from A RELIABLE SOURCE. Also known as a AABB-accredited institution. Do your research. The test will be over 100$ most likely. I've been there. Condom broke, and it turned out not to be mine. Think about all the possibilities people, he may not necessarily deserve it.

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RichardPencil 30

Before you go fill sack dick, put on a prophylactic.

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Nhayaa 21

I had no idea there would be so many ways to say "put a condom". So creative, thank you for the laugh.

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Ilmoran 20

Google "condom slogans". There's lists of over 100 out there, although some seem to be a bit of a stretch.

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myfakeacc 12

not the same situation, but my kiddo is my pride and joy and wouldn't want to live without him

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Brightside86 30

I work at a hospital about 50% of our pregnancies are unplanned. Starting to think maybe only have sex with people you wouldn't be terrified to have a child with.

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Nhayaa 21

Or maybe you should let women get an abortion... (assuming you're in the US)

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

There are these awesome inventions called contraceptives. One should look into them whether they're planning on having a one-night stand or not.

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