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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 07:00 - United States

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 11:20 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML

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By 123roomielover - 26/01/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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By jkin47 - 04/08/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

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By campus pussy - 22/03/2014 21:08 - United States - Ross

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

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By theRoomie - 02/11/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

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Roid rage incoming

By screwed - 22/12/2010 17:56 - Canada

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By roomie487 - 06/10/2009 21:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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We're all in hell

By Looking4AnApartment - 16/02/2021 15:30 - United States - Bellmore

Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML

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Wednesday 20 October 2010 16:06

That's epic.

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 20 October 2010 16:06

At-least he wasn't masturbating to it!

Comments

PorzellanEngel 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 7:51

I would love a roomie like that!! XD

AngieSixx_x0 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 9:45

hahahah whata mad guy.

mhyuen 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 9:46

??? There are no knights in the roman army

salaamdelroba 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 10:26

Favorited

deanwells1234 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 11:40

your room mate is my hero, he has full roman armour thats epic!!

LyfzDeth 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 11:58

wat a nerd lol... unless ur one(which im assuming ur not) then fyl

plaything 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:46

****, people like that actually exist?? I naturally assumed nerdy gamers were made up for television humour :L

sir_reberal 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:46

this is just pure epic.

ZeroMachine 3

Friday 22 October 2010 2:18

Ahhh, college.

mach1xo 0

Friday 22 October 2010 22:26

This guy sounds awesome!! Wish he was my roommate haha * Knights originated from the Roman Empire, there they were called Equites. The game probably calls them knights to make it easier to remember.