By ThisPerson - 19/05/2011 10:11 - Canada

Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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SMGnow 0

it's ok man histo channel is COOL

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iAmScrubs 19

If you turn on the discovery channel there will be a special about her. The Cougar is on the prowl.

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SMGnow 0

it's ok man histo channel is COOL

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MissFukMyLuck 0

I second that! nothin wrong with it :)

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Bobissmall 13

If you are excited by the simple things in life, you're doing well IMO...

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Mitcha857 0

The Universe and Ancient Aliens both rule

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Mindtrap 0

agreed. there is nothing to be ashamed of!

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juicedboi 7

When she breaks her hip while gettin' down 'n' dirtay you will be thanking the history channel. Just you wait!

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KiddNYC1O 20

I'm watching it right now! Journey to the Earth's Core...

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ahole123 0

Yeah screw partying, the history channel is where it's at

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Mahkymahk 0

I know! who would want to go clubin when you can watch the history channel!!!

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Kingspin 0

If you're saying that us Canadians are boring, you're wrong. You have no clue how hard it is to hunt buffalo so we can eat. And, we have to constantly pack our igloos down with ice! There's always something to do here!

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yohooooooo 5

do you guys fart in each others face like Terrance and Filip?

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unvmesucka 0

Do you ever use a flash so you can see your bf's face? Just sayin.

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MizzErikaHart 8

that's like a popular Internet joke pic.

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unvmesucka 0

Thanks, I just googled "teeth and eyes" and now I have one too.

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truthinlies 1

23 don't forget hockey, curling, and comedy

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naybaybay17 0

Hahaha wow. Justin bieber(or however you spell her last name) is Canadian lol!

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emodude44 0

Don't diss Canada. We're one of the safest nations, have better healthcare, one of the most peaceful countries and have a lower crime rate. Also, We're the reason the White House is white. >:D

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robotiick 12

all I can think of is blame Canada song from south park

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Imabigbeast 5

history rocks!!!!!

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ImInABox 6

I bet you're gonna watch "Only In America", eh?

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IscoreOnU 19

What's wrong with Only in America?

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gamerhead 3

sooo? it's ok that u don't go clubbing.

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rattusrattus 18

Yeah, clubbing causes panic in me, whereas History Channel causes feelings of "Oooh KNOWLEDGE!!!" Personally I like knowledge, not panic. Panic isn't fun.

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ReynshineCutting 10

42 I'm glad to know I'm not alone in the world! I just finished my junior year, I'm 21, and I've still never gone clubbing. I have been to dinner at a frat house and a swing dance party hosted by another, but no alcohol was involved so those don't count.

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cldean24 4

Don't worry everyone, clubbing is not that fun. You get really drunk, dance like a tool, then meet random people you can barely hear over the ridiculous music. The next day you wake up feeling like garbage and crave sprite for your upset tummy. The history channel is the way to go.

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iAmScrubs 19

If you turn on the discovery channel there will be a special about her. The Cougar is on the prowl.

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marinus_fml 19

I'd bang your teacher if I saw her out clubbing...

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RedPillSucks 31

How about chubbing? It's pretty close.

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irokyoursox 6

don't worry, her idea of clubbing is probably going to the senior center

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FreebirdIII 1

Oh, the history of old folks clubbing. Use your DVR, and get out of the house.

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