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By Soulpain - 24/10/2017 08:12

Today I met my soulmate, and his boyfriend. FML

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 26 October 2017 23:29

Pretty obviously not your soulmate then, or at least not your romantic soulmate.

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 26 October 2017 23:29

Pretty obviously not your soulmate then, or at least not your romantic soulmate.

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