Love: Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

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You deserved it 2 148

Fancy seeing you here

By mustanggt - 14/04/2022 19:00 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML

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You deserved it 118

By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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You deserved it 3 107

By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

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You deserved it 3 771

By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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You deserved it 3 362

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By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

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You deserved it 128

By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 236

You deserved it 2 940

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 08:47 - United States - Evansville

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 802

You deserved it 2 924

By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 884

You deserved it 914

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 23:23

Lying bitch. ... Isn't that illegal?

kira1kira 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 23:53

there has never been an FML this bad, this short, you should get an award

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ZiggyMorrison 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 0:36

If she makes more money than you leave with half!

MangeMoi_fml 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 14:11

First of all, I dont think marriage works because the humans are not capable of being completely faithful to one person forever. Your wife has proved my point..twice.

bluegoldfish 7

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:09

58 mangemoi that is a MASSIVE generalisatipn you cant make an assumption like that about the entire human race thats ridiculous

atomicbaboon 0

Monday 3 October 2011 8:11

Like the back of yo head?

everyfmlday 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 20:06

I don't even think it is legal to be married to 2 people at once in the USA.

hatemylife6 0

Monday 28 December 2009 15:29

numberr 3 is funnny ahah

CrazyPie17 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 15:39

LOL thats sucks hard dude

bryttanicutter 2

Friday 29 January 2010 14:11

that's illegal

Viking22190 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:52

Isnt it legal in texas to shoot someone for trespassing... just invite him over

lastonearth 3

Monday 16 December 2013 5:39

But then it wouldn't be tresspassing.....

skyttlz 32

Sunday 18 April 2010 4:03

how did you meet him

thinkpink1 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 5:19

how in the world did this become a fml?! mine are wayyy better!

lilduke22 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 7:59

WTF dude slap the shit out of her, then kick his ass,and kick her to the kirb like the bitch she is!!!!!!!

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Fancy seeing you here

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