Miscellaneous: Today, I microwaved a cup of soup. While walking back to my...

By Omi - 20/10/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I microwaved a cup of soup. While walking back to my desk to eat and do homework, I noticed a message that said, "WARNING: Hold cup by sides, as lid may not be secure." At that exact moment, the lid that I was holding fell off and the soup drenched my Nintendo DS, and printer. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 20:02

Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML

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By chickenflavouredlaptop - 09/04/2018 01:30

Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH - 09/11/2022 22:00

Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML

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By Defeated by cups - 21/11/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I tried to get a cup from the designated cabinet. As soon as I opened it, a glass cup fell down, which I narrowly saved from breaking by having it bounce off my foot. Obviously, that didn't feel good. But you know what also didn't feel good? The travel mug falling on my head immediately afterward. FML

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By Lexi - 31/10/2009 20:15 - France

Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By Nick - 11/02/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 03:01 - United States - Fremont

Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML

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By Biggie - 02/02/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

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himiranda 4

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:42

It's kind of common sense to not hold anything by the lid :/ r.i.p DS

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:30

With the Nintendo DS ruined, you can get some homework done, slackass!

Comments

tuscany 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:36

so you have a job yet u play pokemon hahahahaha youre never going to get laid

Vert90 11

Monday 26 March 2012 7:32

Two things. A) He said NOTHING about pokemon. B) Je doesn't necessarily have job, could be like 13. Oh, and lastly, you're a dumbass.

averagexbecca 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 2:17

Why do people think he has a desk job...? It says clearly 'to do homework'...where does that imply they have a job?

kyleenstar 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 2:45

I agree... And why does everyone think he's playing pokemon...?

LemonFairy 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 6:33

Because Pokemon is pretty much the greatest thing in the world to play on DS. :D

Mx_Rider 6

Wednesday 21 October 2009 3:11

unless ur like 10 then u should be playing with pokemon. now if ur on here uur most likely a teenager or an old pedo. u should be playing with girls or men

PoopskinTheLiar 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 3:40

"unless ur like 10 then u should be playing with pokemon. now if ur on here uur most likely a teenager or an old pedo. u should be playing with girls or men" Well said. [/sarcasm] "Ur" spelling is atrocious. also, noone of any age has to do anything. Pokemon is awesome in the first place. Also, i'm 4 years younger then you and i still spell better? wow.

Witchcraft_fml 4

Wednesday 21 October 2009 4:39

Could not understand a word of that, #34. Ah well, I doubt it was anything important anyway.

HamsteronA 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:37

you look like snorlax

Fuck_you_all 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 3:23

You dumbass.

laughing_zebra 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 3:30

how many fmls are we going to have to read that say " Today I spilled *some sort of liquid* all over *something really expensive* waaa! fml" ? seriously?!