Transportation: Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the... - FML

By FrickingBusDrivers - 22/05/2015 01:55 - United States - Farmington

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

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By rocks_hurt - 16/08/2018 13:00

Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML

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By Antonin - 13/11/2020 05:03 - Switzerland

Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By FootyFoot - 06/03/2012 11:50 - Australia

Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML

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By red_headforlife - 28/09/2012 05:34 - United States - Chandler

Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By leilei - 30/11/2010 00:25 - Philippines

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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erizonkim 17

Friday 22 May 2015 9:52

That happened with me too once, I was just about to get on the bus when the douchebag driver suddenly drove off. Better take care and get well soon OP!

Kurby14 21

Friday 22 May 2015 10:06

when your all healed up and better, find the driver and report his ass!

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justfmmslife 15

Friday 22 May 2015 20:39

In Soviet Russia, Bus stops you!!!

A_Net_70 7

Friday 22 May 2015 21:40

Your supposed to wait on the curb not in the middle of the street -_-

Saikon1357 25

Friday 22 May 2015 22:49

Sue the city. Holy **** you'll be set OP

Shade1982 20

Saturday 23 May 2015 8:11

And why would the city pay you money? If anything, it's a case for the insurance company, but that's about it...

FitFriday 32

Saturday 23 May 2015 10:07

That is quite an unfortunate accident, but I love the way you worded your FML

ronjain09 12

Sunday 21 June 2015 8:28

Get well soon buddy

uchua 16

Wednesday 26 August 2015 16:35

Why is this in the money section? I mean FYL that blows but I'm confused.

AlicefromIreland 16

Sunday 30 August 2015 16:42

I like how this is worded. Hope the leg is ok!

that1giirl__ 19

Wednesday 18 May 2016 4:39

It could've been worse. You could've ended up like George O'Malley ?

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