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By and somehow you have a master's degree - 07/11/2017 01:30

Today, my faculty mentor for my senior capstone project wasn't at my presentation for the entire department faculty. I assumed his wife or kids were sick, but that piece of shit told me himself that he was at home watching the new season of Stranger Things. FML

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By HeartbrokenAsFffff - 12/01/2022 07:59

Today, I found out that my husband wasn’t at “work” like he said he was. He'd told me he couldn’t come to my Master degree graduation because he was called into “work” last minute. I guess “work” is code word for the “movie theatre” watching Spider-Man with an unidentified female person. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By nograd4mee - 08/12/2010 10:30 - Germany

Today, I held a presentation about my masters thesis. Turns out, my professor never ever actually read the drafts I'd given him, but decided to rip me to pieces in front of everyone, saying that the topic isn't worth researching. I've been working on it for six months. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2018 03:30

Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was supposed to give a presentation to the incoming freshman about the dangers of drinking in college. My co-presenter showed up drunk. FML

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By bookworm - 19/11/2014 20:56 - United States - Victoria

Today, my supervisor was watching a video of his son. I heard a voice in the background and asked if it was Elmo. It was his wife. FML

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By PhD student - 10/02/2016 11:57 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I worked from home to actually be able to concentrate and make a presentation about my project. My boss then sends me a long email about how he wants us to work in the office, and how important it is for team building, giving me feelings of guilt for actually getting some work done. FML

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Unfair

By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 04:01

Today, I had to do a presentation. No one else in my group showed up, so I had to do it alone. I was given a failing grade for presenting by myself, and therefore not being a "team player". FML

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Compassion? At school?

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 18:30 - United States

Today, my house caught fire right before I was supposed to present a school project. My teacher told me to, "just suck it up and do it anyway." FML

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By JaneVI - 10/02/2011 22:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I got an e-mail from my seminar tutor asking why I wasn't in class. I was sitting next to him. FML

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voncrane 23

Tuesday 7 November 2017 2:08

At least, it appears that the show has influenced him. "Friends tell no lies".

Misoranomegami 16

Tuesday 7 November 2017 13:51

Eh it happens. I did an internship that capped with a district wide presentation to multiple directors. My supervisor no showed on me. I got incredibly positive feedback and several people commented on her absence. If the expectation is that the mentor will be there, it reflects worse on the mentor than on you.

Comments

exileonmainst 16

Tuesday 7 November 2017 1:47

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a quaint and curious volume of possible comments. I came up with nothing.

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 7 November 2017 7:20

Mouth Breather...

voncrane 23

Tuesday 7 November 2017 2:08

At least, it appears that the show has influenced him. "Friends tell no lies".

Liongoddess8 18

Tuesday 7 November 2017 2:10

Not sure they'll be friends after that lol.

PeterQuill 12

Monday 13 November 2017 7:43

The saying actually is “friends don’t lie”

julfunky 29

Tuesday 7 November 2017 2:35

Piece of shit? Let’s calm down.

poisonivyandbigfoot 10

Tuesday 7 November 2017 3:44

So why does this have a pepper?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 7 November 2017 6:08

I sat through five senior capstone projects tonight at they were all episodes of Stranger Things! Fortunately, they all weirded me out to the good! Good job!