By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 00:48 - Canada

Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML
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ThomasBombadil 31

Would you rather it was a different colour?

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Mirorbo 26

I don't see how that's relevant, dahling. Now you can feel sexy!~~

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Ambient25 24

Does your mom know you're a guy? Seriously though, just take it, laugh at it, and bury it in your closet. If she asks then you can tell her it didn't fit or something. But to wear a thong...I cringe at the thought of so many wedgies.

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Mirorbo 26

Your quick-post-to-edit skills are remarkable, dah'ling.

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BrockALee 14

#8, I love how you call everyone dahling :D

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Ambient25 24

#8 Lol yeah and I got buried. Maybe I shouldn't post when I drink.

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RenoTheRhino 30

If everyone notices the first comment is at 10:03. And then he says that he "got buried" when he replied to #8 at 10:12. He couldn't be "buried," and then sober up in 9 minutes. Liar.

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FreakyFerg 3

I love how people try to give advice and it turns out to be really shitty advice and then they make up some story about why they commented something stupid

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Ambient25 24

#42 please show for me which part of my comment says that I sobered up? And it actually was getting buried since right when I commented I already had -8 votes. Maybe it's because people thought it was stupid, or maybe it was because it was #1 and in front of everyone. Nice try dickwad

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thrlyrist 6

I can totally picture a future FML. Today, my fiancée broke up with me because she found a black lace thong in my drawer. It was my 18th birthday present from my mom and my fiancée refused to believe me. FML.

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jackrreaper117 6

Advice IS advice, good or bad or shitty, take it or leave it lol, yes this is advice

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shyeahh_fml 19

42, he could still be under the influence of alcohol. He never said he was now sober.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Perhaps she gave it to you to show off & brag about a woman you had with friends?...

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Mirorbo 26

I don't see how that's relevant, dahling. Now you can feel sexy!~~

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

That's one way to look at it, I was thinking regifting maybe? Your mom's hinting to get a girlfriend OP.

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roza043 14

That is gonna look so nice on you! Your mom has taste

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subiedude08 17

Man up don't let your mom down!

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hanabi12 6

Oh my..well maybe she was trolling you :')

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The1CalledGOAT 11

or maybe it was an heirloom, passed down through generation.

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Ryanc621 9

This thong belonged to your great grandmother. I want you to have it, son. Happy birthday!

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ThomasBombadil 31

Would you rather it was a different colour?

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lux0rd 18

Brown. Sexy and added protection/camouflage.

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Wizardo 33

A nice shade of invisible would be grand.

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Enslaved 36

It's a good luck tradition to wear either red (for love) or yellow (for fortune) undies on New Year's Eve. I always wear two pairs that day. :P And remember to eat your 12 grapes!(:

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BrockALee 14

Oooh! You might get a bra for your 19th :D

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onlychildFTW 33

You can only hope it's a matching bra! Gotta match the bottoms.

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