Health: Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because...

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 19:08 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 16:56 - Canada

Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2012 00:30 - Croatia - Rijeka

Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 18:57 - Zimbabwe

Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML

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Hangry time

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 18:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML

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No pain, no gain

By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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By Fox_Undercover - 30/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Wareham

Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML

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By anon - 11/05/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Bawsack - 22/11/2016 09:45 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I missed an important meeting at work because I was vomiting from painful cramps. Just last week I was recommending that everyone get the implant because I hadn't had symptoms in two years. FML

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By TheHeirofTime - 15/08/2016 15:11 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

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MrFuzzles 5

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:30

I'll bet the puking took your mind off the toothache!

KeyboardWarrior 10

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:43

Maybe if you read the FML you'd know why that advice is invalid...

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dcollin7 2

Wednesday 28 March 2012 15:55

Bad parenting

Zomg_Okay 26

Wednesday 28 March 2012 17:07

Wrong FML? :)

AshleyN22 2

Thursday 29 March 2012 8:30

ummmm what parenting? lol

cthighlander 3

Wednesday 28 March 2012 18:45

That's what happens when you mix meds with one beer......

bigfootep 4

Thursday 29 March 2012 5:40

I missed my dentist appointment cuz I got a concussion so I was puking and my whole head hurt, but ur story sucks to

iceblue_fml 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 7:47

Too

Ringerace 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 6:04

Were you throwing up on a train?

disengaged 6

Thursday 29 March 2012 8:06

Dentists are evil; plain and simple.**

Red_Phoenix 7

Friday 30 March 2012 9:28

Irony

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