Health: Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy...

By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 16:56 - Canada

Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 04:00 - Canada

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML

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By Toothy. - 25/07/2009 04:21 - Australia

Today, I went to the dentist to have two cavities filled. I hate going to the dentist. After he'd started drilling, I heard a "clunk" noise followed by an "Oops." My dentist had cut my tooth in half. Now I have to get surgery to have the tooth extracted. FML

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By Chad - 06/09/2020 13:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I had to have emergency work done on my teeth after I seized in the shower and smashed my face into the tub. Apparently, the dental insurance I'd been paying for but had never used ended its coverage 4 days ago, because my job was no longer working with them. FML

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By hatemydentist - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, it was the fourth time I've had major dental work done, because my dentist messed up my root canal. After almost a dozen needles, three missed work days, over $1,000, and 2 broken tools, I only have a tiny, barely-successful filling to show for it. FML

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By Owww - 10/07/2018 19:00

Today, I went to the dentist at 8:30 for a check up. I walked out at 2:00 with a root canal and several thousand dollars in debt. I guess I'm not having a wedding this year or quitting the job I hate. FML

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By fax4voice3 - 28/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was flossing my teeth, which I do only to not get yelled at (chewed out?) by my dentist. Dentist I’ll now be seeing later today because the floss broke off a corner of one of my molars. FML

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By Hatim - 04/04/2023 08:00 - United Arab Emirates - Sharjah

Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 19:08 - United States - Fountain Valley

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

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By Jeff89 - 16/05/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 12:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to spend £200 at the dentist for fillings and repairs to my teeth. Why do I need them? Because I'm stressed about money and grind my teeth in the night because of it. FML

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Pikachu206 2

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:16

Fail, Oh well shit happens I feel your pain.

lrb081 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:53

So get some ora-gel and a temporary filling repair kit and make a regular appt.

Comments

iwannafuckyaman 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:12

haha fyl!

Ajjas013 6

Tuesday 17 November 2009 21:53

He's "getting busy" at work.

jazz2dasmith 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 2:21

Haha i noticed that, too LOL

whatthefuckcunt 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 6:55

#28 - it isn't offensive. just a pain in the ass. go be pedantic somewhere else.

Alicia_Raven7 0

Friday 19 March 2010 4:34

owch... thats gotta hurt...

poochpod 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 18:47

yup the dentist is fun :D

Pikachu206 2

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:16

Fail, Oh well shit happens I feel your pain.

Kickmehard 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:40

Lol FYL for sure. Your dentist is brutal though. xD

badbunny 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:44

ydi for having teeth.

ProtoBuster_1 5

Tuesday 17 November 2009 21:09

@ #4 - Are you a moron or just really stupid?

RequiemCube 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 21:25

@9: FYL for not being able to detect from context when someone is speaking facetiously.

repyourcliche 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:52

You should've turned round and said "Do you know who I am? I'm Chuck Bass". Problem solved.

lrb081 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 20:53

So get some ora-gel and a temporary filling repair kit and make a regular appt.

Ellowise_fml 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 21:02

I feel like this one has been here before ;) But I'm sorry :D

zaq857 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 21:08

haha that's what u get

birds_fml 7

Tuesday 17 November 2009 21:19

I actually just got back from the dentist like 5 minutes ago. I feel your pain.

XxSKELETOxX 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 21:32

In what context are you using "getting busy"?

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 17 November 2009 22:27

He's busy talking to corporate, approving memos, leading workshops, remembering birthdays, and doing many other things, including (but not limited to) sucking his own dick.