Work: Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers.... - FML

By Fml24609 - 09/08/2010 08:29 - United States

Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML

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By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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By Max - 04/03/2017 22:00

Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML

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Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML

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Today, my boss made me type up my own written warning, where I had to trash myself and describe my own "shocking incompetence". All the department heads are going to receive a copy of this. FML

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By anda1000douchesscourthispostformistakes - 16/09/2015 13:42 - United States - Meriden

Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML

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mattman1994 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:19

you misspelled faleure? wow who does that?

raghavfyl 0

Monday 9 August 2010 16:13

hahaha u fail

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charbz 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 0:03

No tasks for spelling a word wrong? Your co-workers suck and so do you.

trezz_fml 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 0:37

faleure

Snerdatron 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 1:39

Failure.

rxchaser 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 1:56

lol back to schooool back to schooooll to prove to dad that im not a fool. ow wait might be kind of late.... =

thescyphozoa 6

Tuesday 10 August 2010 3:46

Well, Failure isn't spelled the way it sounds.

hcovballer247 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 4:20

What an epic fail! A 4 year old could spell that.

Shrimpy35 4

Tuesday 10 August 2010 5:09

You're a faliure! Oops my bad

blueknight1st 26

Tuesday 10 August 2010 15:49

How is less work an FML?

jcordell098 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 23:04

Today, I stole a joke off of an episode of the office and posted it on FML so people would think I'm funny. But, now that I've been outed, I just look like a complete douche. FML.

aqua10 0

Wednesday 11 August 2010 2:37

how are you so sure you didn't just do it again...hmm...

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