Miscellaneous: Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment....

By bdiddy - 11/07/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML

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By Venus - 26/04/2019 20:00

Today, despite the fact that I live with my parents and pay rent, my mom decided the best spot for my brother, his wife and one-year-old son was my bedroom. So I'm sleeping on the couch, because it would, "take too long to clean her room." FML

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Welcome to the funhouse

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 02:00 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, my brother and I moved out of an apartment into a new one. We both have ADD. Whatever you now imagine what that went like, yes, it exactly went like that. FML

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A few good men?

By notthe1punchinglittlegirls - 01/07/2017 14:00

Today, I was visiting my in-laws and sharing a room with my husband's 17-year-old sister. Later that night she and her brother of 24 years started fist-fighting over an air mattress and I had to pull them off each other. The brother later berated me with, "You can't handle any pressure!" FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 27/11/2023 10:00

Today, after I moved in with my best friend a year ago, living with her and her boyfriend for over 3 months, I couldn’t handle them fighting so I moved out 9 months later. She cheated on her boyfriend with a coworker and is now moving in with me, so, "We can live like wild teenagers." We’re both 30 and I’m not single. FML

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By jkin47 - 04/08/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

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Great help

By got got - 30/01/2020 14:00

Today, I just moved in with my friend and had my brother help with the move. Later that night both my brother and my friend wouldn't let me sleep because of how loud the sex was. FML

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Family tension

By Anonymous - 21/11/2022 14:00

Today, it’s been a year since my brother-in-law started sleeping on our sofa. At first I had sympathy, but he hasn’t even been looking for a job, so when I found him wearing my robe, drinking my sherry, in my armchair, I evicted his ass. Now I’m the one sleeping on the sofa because my wife is mad at me. FML

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Squatters' rights

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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Welcome home

By sammsamm56 - 16/01/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my overprotective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML

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AndelleRae 9

Sunday 12 July 2009 1:41

Lmfao. This is ******* awesome.

peter_man 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 1:43

i hope you kept them.

Comments

jcnbjj01 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 8:15

If one of yalls a doctor and the other a Lawyer why would you need to share an apartment

Ninjasaurus18 9

Friday 27 April 2012 13:33

Why wouldn't you want to keep the return of the Jedi sheets?! Star Wars is awesome!! Damn, you're boring as hell!!!

sodapop1313 2

Wednesday 1 August 2012 11:49

u cant go in there demanding him to change his stuff u asshole

HeartOfLead 24

Wednesday 5 December 2012 16:50

There's always an easy solution: find out who's force is stronger.

cherry_tomato 2

Sunday 6 January 2013 2:16

If its going in his bedroom then its none of your business.

kazer19 2

Sunday 9 June 2013 8:31

So you move into his place and tell him how to decorate?? Sounds like hr should be writing the fml and not you

xXfrostXx 9

Tuesday 16 July 2013 21:12

You're a lawyer,you have the advantage

Mc8005 9

Thursday 17 October 2013 3:12

Everybody knows that Futons are supposed to be fitted with sheets from Empire Strikes Back. We also know that you're supposed to capitalize Jedi.

rajput 17

Thursday 31 October 2013 1:20

if you are moving into his house shut up its his place. if you two are getting a new place together shut because he will be be paying the bills too...

Bebbo_fml 21

Wednesday 20 November 2013 23:23

I have an older brother and we get a long great. But I would never consider moving in with him. Think of how awkward it'd be for both of us if we brought someone home.