By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
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cuntfacekillah 5

well it's not your fault. I'm sure that woman is just extremely insecure.

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green_eggs_and_h 0

You should pretend to be super paranoid too and watch her all the time.

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bigpapa408 0

Might as well give it a shot if you r being accused of it u might as well do it. lol

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hateevryone 14

ignore that insecure bitch

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syed121417 22

You obviously do not understand what it's like to buy your own place. If not a 2 year lead then what the hell would her contract be! "Oh I want this house, but I just don't know how long I want to stay". Your comment makes no sense

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smaya 0

You must live next to my sister's mother-in-law.

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justanotherbird 19

I was about to press FYL but then I saw your name. Just that calls for a YDI.

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TayLovesMattx3 0

ur user name is ghetto GIRL for life. nice try, fake fml xD

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TayLovesMattx3 0

whoops! wrong fml. nevermind.. FAIL.

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Tektite 14

Lol Stalkers are epic.. awesomeness

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jackt2034 0

always make sure your neighbors are normal before you move near people like that

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Swishmantastic87 0

smash the lock on your door and file a police report. Then tell your landlord you dont feel safe there and you can break the lease

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MMachina1 0

you should pretend you're into her instead. that'll drive her nuts!!

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