Health: Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings...

By tomoxishigaki - 17/11/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

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By lostmystuff - 07/07/2013 06:35 - United States - Livermore

Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML

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By Need Clothes Now - 21/09/2014 15:51 - United States - Pendleton

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By busybuzzybee - 17/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

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By sounds good mom - 14/06/2016 15:23 - United States - Katy

Today, my mom took away my car, phone, dog, laptop and college fund because I told her she lets me down sometimes. I'm moving to Arizona for college in two weeks. FML

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By Lexxxiii - 26/03/2021 11:01

Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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By Meg - 17/10/2018 15:30

Today, we moved 2,700 miles across the U.S. to better our lives, with job offers and home options lined up. All of them were given to other people or turned out to be scams. FML

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kickazz16 15

Thursday 17 November 2011 8:37

Hey don't lose heart, it may seem frustrating now, but things will brighten up! Enjoy Cali!

Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 17 November 2011 8:39

Two FMLs in one!

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pigbilly 0

Friday 18 November 2011 7:50

Sorry you live in the -gayly- colorful stateeee

flowerrrr 0

Friday 18 November 2011 7:51

That happened to me too. We flew to California, but the damn movers showed up with not even a quarter of our stuff.

em669 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 0:41

What part of california?

OMGpepe 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 20:57

Ask Madden.

omgiculol 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:10

welcome to california:) trust me, this isnt really an fml, the real fml is for everyone who doesnt live in california

becca210718 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 19:10

How come this is under health

wellnowwhat 6

Thursday 20 June 2013 4:47

Well, welcome to Cali at any rate! We love ya, even if your luggage doesn't.

whopper_sr 7

Wednesday 4 September 2013 21:07

Cheer yourself up with some In-N-Out!

sgreg92 5

Tuesday 29 April 2014 2:58

Haha I was worried about the same thing when I moved here. I missed my flight but my bags moved here before I did

Jillianelizabeth 12

Friday 5 August 2016 0:41

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