By tomoxishigaki - 17/11/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML
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kickazz16 15

Hey don't lose heart, it may seem frustrating now, but things will brighten up! Enjoy Cali!

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

Oh yeah, I heard about that new package deal. Human rides for standard fare and luggage rides for free in the opposite direction.

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Okayitwasme 0

Huh.. I thought cloths were optional in California?

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kelleed92 3

You can walk around Santa Cruz California topless, but if u bother someone who doesn't like it then u will get in trouble. This is more for girls because guys walk around all the time with out a shirt lol

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florido_fml 10

Don't worry they"ll arrive they just stopped for a smoke break

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BabyGates1918 0

I shouldn't worry about it. Look on the bright side you moved to California it's a really beautiful place to live.

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perdix 29

If your shit's not from California, it's not good enough for California. You need to start over from scratch once you get there.

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R00ST3R 12

First off, welcome to California, here you will learn how to drive angrily. Be prepared to waste money on expensive gas, car registration and housing. There is one very, very, very GREAT upside to California. There is an abundance of beautiful women here.

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Okayitwasme 0

I think you map should say unaware in the green and aware in the orange.

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R00ST3R 12

I hope that you are "aware" that the map is pink and green, not orange as you incorrectly pointed out. Oh, and the funny part is that you live in part of the territory that you state to be "aware".

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killak41 9

66- clearly you epic failed at preschool seeing as there is no orange in that profile pic.

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Okayitwasme 0

Well maybe on you computer it's pink and green, but on mine its orange! Are you aware that your pink is so lame it looks soft orange. Lol and if you got your head out your ass and read some background on religion, you would know what I'm talking about. Constantine was ruler when the new testament was written. He didn't give a shit as long as he had control and unified what he ruled. What you call Christian I call a form of controlling people!

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hateevryone 14

how did that even happen?

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