Work: Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and...

By lpspann87 - 25/04/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I moved to Florida because I have poor circulation and need to be in a warm environment. The first day at my new job, I discovered my co-worker is an overweight man who wears a wool suit every day, and insists on keeping the office chilled to 65 degrees. I can't feel my fingers or toes. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2015 17:42

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By bitty - 11/01/2011 14:45 - United States

Today, some construction workers kept going in and out the door next to my cubicle. They decided it would be easier to just prop the door open for the next hour. It's 20 degrees outside, and I'm wearing a dress. FML

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By Dave - 07/04/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, the company I work for decided to "go green" and stopped using the air conditioner to cool down the office. It is currently 81 degrees at my desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2015 22:59 - United States - Framingham

Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML

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By JustABarista - 11/03/2017 04:00

Today, while working at Starbucks, an elderly woman came up to me asking to turn up the heat. It was at 73. After explaining to her that corporate all the way across the country controls our heat, she's reporting me to corporate and is insisting I should be fired or she won't ever return. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 03:00 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Failoffel - 10/05/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers to come to the register was a dwarf. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML

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ciarafox9 9

Monday 25 April 2011 23:08

usually, I would make some witty comment... but this just sucks :(

Trainspotting_fml 9

Monday 25 April 2011 23:12

Just keep your head cool and don't argue with him. You don't want things heating up in the office now do we?

Comments

VitaLp 14

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:07

Yeah, you really need to think about the logic there. Firstly, they're Americans, so obviously they're talking about degrees F. Secondly, if 26 deg is nice for you, don't you think that 95 deg would be seriously dangerous? They're talking about Farenheit, you're talking about Celcius.

Hockaday 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:13

65 isnt cold.

c0c0_fml 16

Tuesday 26 April 2011 9:04

when u have circulation problems it is!

BIGshooter 2

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:30

tell fatty mcfatass to switch to a cotton polo and go on a damn diet.

Eggers 2

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:32

cool hair bro. mine's just like that except blonde

Happiness2Joy 3

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:33

You should probably tell someone and not just sit there doing nothing about it. If it's your health I'm pretty sure they can do something about it, not just sit there and say "that's your problem not mine".

anaruk27 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:34

Uh try Alaska. I sit in a room chilled to 40 degrees everyday

Theguy614 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:27

every one knows that people from Alaska don't feel the cold it results from all the inbreeding, oh and FYI nobody cares how cold it is in alaska

Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:42

Cool story bro.

xxbreakgirlxx 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:00

do you have to work there ?

MissVocke1122 4

Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:32

Oh man why does he get to control the thermostat? I have a pretty severe circulation problem too (Raynaud's) & I use the HotHands-2 hand warmers (my fingers are my biggest problem) pretty much at all times (you can order them on amazon for $25 for 40 pair & each pair lasts 10 hours! you could also try using a space heater under your desk OR they make "Toasti-toes" which are like the hand warmers but for your feet! But it would also be nice if Mr. wool suit lame-o man would just have some sort of "accident" or take away his access to the thermostat. Good luck! :)

c0c0_fml 16

Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:46

I should try the special socks! do they really work?

epicusernsmefail 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 9:54

i have that too!!

MissVocke1122 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:04

I'm not sure how well the socks work-like I said, its mainly my hands that are a problem for me. There are a few kinds of socks too-some are electrically heated, some can be microwaved, and some have built in pockets to put the HotHands foot warmers into. I definitely think the HotHands are best cause they stay warm so long! You can find all if these items on amazon!