By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 09:54 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I needed to buy a new helmet. When I got to the sport shop, there was only one left in my size and preferred color. 30 minutes after buying it, my head starts itching. Turns out I paid $40 for lice. FML
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disturbed678 10

At least you got a little extra with your purchase, greedy bastard

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CareFace 16

That was a bad attempt at sarcasm. Personally I would call up and get them to compensate for your lice troubles... That's just me though.

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Sakura11101 4

I'm pretty sure it takes weeks for the lice to produce enough saliva to cause itchiness... But anyways, FYL. I remember I had to cancel a trip to see my cousins because my friend gave me lice in elementary school. It sucked.

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Amy78_fml 11

I'm not sure how long the my junk thing has been around, but it didn't originate here. My ten year old son refers to his junk all the time. What's funny is that his three year old sister has picked this up, and now refers to her private parts as her junk. I'm hopeful that they both grow out of it.

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BrownSugar10940 2

Wow if that happened to me I wud sue (if it is possible)that is sooooo nasty!!!!!!!

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purebliss7 6

i wouldbe so pissed. not only return the helmet for full refund make them pay for all the lice treatment you have to buy that ***** expensive. my daughter came home from school with them and it cost over $80 dollars for all the shit. good luck:(

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luccmon 6

That's why you always check before wearing or buying new headwear. Gross ass people try that shit on!

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anonymous31_fml 0

But hey! Think of the profit when you sue them ahaha ;)

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