By nofatchicks - 12/05/2014 23:49 - United States - Tampa

Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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lsmith6150 18

That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"

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schadenfreud 6

100% of females would act no differently if a larger unattractive guy approached them.

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liffagain 16

what a pathetic tattoo. you don't need this idiot in your life

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ZomBgal 12

you might be. overweight, but at least you don't have a tattoo that's stupid like his.

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jo0owe 9

go for.nice guy instead of.cute guys....girls will never learn....

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princessofthedrk 13

Hitting the gym might not entirely give someone confidence. Also, what if she already does work out but stays the same size? I have a friend who can't seem to drop the weight no matter what. And who cares as long as she's healthy. I'm a plus sized woman too. "Hitting the gym" doesn't give me confidence. But I told people to **** off a long time ago. That guy is an asshole to actually have a tattoo saying that. I'm funny, I flirt, and if they're gonna be an asshat then I give it right back. I would have responded with "oh really? Well that's a good thing then because even tho I don't have it tattooed, no douchebags." Sweetie it's gonna be ok. ^.^ you change for you and because you want to. I can tell you're not entirely happy with yourself but you do what ya gotta do darlin!

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colombiatti 14

Your friend is most likely not dropping weight because she's either not hitting the gym intense enough or she's not in a caloric deficit in order to drop weight..or a combination of both. Not trying to sound like an asshole, but it's not impossible to lose weight.

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amisenho 11

I agree, #180; from experience, diet and exercise certainly go hand-in-hand. When I was in college, I took a boot-camp equivalent of a step aerobics class for four hours a week. I was hauling ass to and from class, since I only had 15 minutes to get to the other lecture hall. It left me with barely any time to eat in between classes. As a result, I lost 40 pounds over the course of three months. Now that I have a regular job, I don't spend time running around campus as I once did. Even though I've been going to the gym and taking high-impact step aerobics classes and jogging five hours a week for the past 18 months, I can't seem to lose the weight; however, friends and family have noted that I have toned up, so I suppose it's a good consolation.

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blcusername 27

Don't worry about him OP, he's a jerk. Hopefully with that tattoo he won't get many girls at all.

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