Health: Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating...

By anonymous - 09/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML

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By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

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OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By smellyhouse - 27/11/2011 10:19 - Canada

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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Hot and heavy

By k…… - 10/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML

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Unpleasant

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML

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Free the Flow!

By Lunar-Spice - 23/10/2019 14:00

Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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Friday 10 June 2011 1:56

atttractive

rattusrattus 18

Friday 10 June 2011 2:00

*hazmat suit on* *fire hose primed* *industrial soap prepared* *long-handled scrubbing brush located* Right, I'm ready.

Comments

poopdayz 6

Friday 10 June 2011 12:15

Idk about your brother but I don't like my balls being sweaty or the smell of them being sweaty. Just ninja jump him with a bar of soap. =P

Trent_21 6

Friday 10 June 2011 12:38

haga gross but funny

whosechairisthat 0

Friday 10 June 2011 12:54

every1luvsboners is my hero. antartica, poop. hahaha

ahhhFYL 0

Friday 10 June 2011 14:03

you should find out if it's true or not.

dabom392 4

Friday 10 June 2011 15:20

that's fcking nasty

Lucysmom1 0

Friday 10 June 2011 18:38

That's just disgusting!

Azzze 2

Friday 10 June 2011 22:55

mmmm yummy

xojessayox 4

Friday 10 June 2011 23:14

nom.

b00z3nw33d 0

Friday 10 June 2011 23:30

ball sweat is a powerful stench

itswhateveridk 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 1:41

what a weirdo

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