Health: Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating...

By anonymous - 09/06/2011 19:04 - United States

Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML

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By FuckingDone - 20/05/2016 23:08 - United States - Enterprise

Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML

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OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By smellyhouse - 27/11/2011 10:19 - Canada

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML

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By Quin - 31/05/2019 14:00

Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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Hot and heavy

By k…… - 10/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML

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Unpleasant

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML

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Free the Flow!

By Lunar-Spice - 23/10/2019 14:00

Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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Friday 10 June 2011 1:56

atttractive

rattusrattus 18

Friday 10 June 2011 2:00

*hazmat suit on* *fire hose primed* *industrial soap prepared* *long-handled scrubbing brush located* Right, I'm ready.

Comments

noboundary 9

Friday 10 June 2011 5:49

Gross, smegma. *holds back vomit*

TylersMB 0

Friday 10 June 2011 5:54

yum.. thats not even the least bit disgusting.

ogplusog 4

Friday 10 June 2011 6:06

I normally shower everyday but I've had some solid stretches probably a month plus no showering. My all time achievements are in the boxer shorts category though... we're talking over 6 months in the same shorts. I find they start to smell pretty awesome after about 2 weeks.

skanky 4

Friday 10 June 2011 6:16

wow that's amazingly horrible. you must not enjoy having sex with anyone besides yourself and you wont even get that when your penis falls off from lack of hygiene. you so nasty!!

larisonr 4

Friday 10 June 2011 7:41

Dig the honesty though.

iscahnoemie 3

Friday 10 June 2011 6:27

omg ewww he's prob 12 years old they don't like to take showers

aerogxt 7

Friday 10 June 2011 6:29

Mmm, sounds like me. Although I'm about to get a bath now. it's fun to go a few weeks without them ^^,

arielhoee 9

Friday 10 June 2011 6:31

I like cheese.

Molord1 0

Friday 10 June 2011 6:39

141- then you'll love me ;)

QWERTYCommander 5

Friday 10 June 2011 6:46

Wow. And I thought I was bad for doing 1-week stretches without showering. Ball sweat is the worst part of not showering for a while. Well, that and greasy hair.