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By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By ParkingGuy - 15/08/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML

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By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2018 01:30

Today, the only parking spot available at the supermarket had some shopping carts in it, so I got out of my car and moved them. As soon as I finished, a lady stole the spot. When I confronted her, she maced me with pepper spray and walked off. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By ab1e - 12/05/2010 20:07 - United States

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

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FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

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By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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fanceh 10

Friday 8 July 2011 23:37

that's when you do the same back. stand up, take a look at her, make a terrified face, then hit her and run.

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 8 July 2011 23:44

You forgot to mention the part where you whispered in her ear, "oh yeah baby, work that parking meter."

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Southpaw7391 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 13:42

THAT WAS YOU ??? Just messin. that does suck trying to be nice and you get crapped on, are we related?

situations 3

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:58

what a bitch

Ryanmatuszak 5

Saturday 9 July 2011 20:07

maybe you should ask her if she wants help before running up behind her

A1wayzSmi1ing17 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:05

you must be pretty damn ugly :/

brocker17 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 3:58

First rule of life: dont help others

EmmaKeepsWriting 5

Sunday 10 July 2011 6:45

Aww I'm sure it wasn't you. She probably just didn't hear you walk up or was paranoid. anyway that was still a nice thought. :)

oxxxjackyxxxo 3

Sunday 10 July 2011 10:27

are yu black?!? cuz ignorant ppl r always thinkn wrong wen they c a young black man....

GamerMaster2041 12

Sunday 10 July 2011 19:14

Do what everyone in GTA do. Shoot stupid nub in the face

mendoza1503 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:11

are you a young black man

d33emar 0

Monday 11 July 2011 3:14

right! schizophrenic !

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