Unhygienic or he's a natural hunter-gatherer

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML

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By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2012 14:33 - United States - Oakland

Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML

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By anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:53 - United States

Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML

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By prisym - 30/08/2017 13:00

Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML

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By dane - 29/06/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, I bought a used car from a friend of mine. After getting the car home and further inspecting it, I found one of my wife's earrings in the backseat. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2011 05:28 - United States

Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML

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Lord of the lost rings

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 18:00

Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML

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By brooklyn0118 - 12/09/2018 15:00

Today, I got home to find my dog had found and eaten my wedding rings. I get married in 2 days. FML

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Panic on the streets of Sydney

By MyPrecious... - 11/03/2015 00:33 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML

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sourgirl101 28

Friday 3 April 2020 5:50

Most likely the kid just put the items in their pull ups like they were pockets?

WistayShlaio82 13

Friday 3 April 2020 8:17

Cool kid, keep an eye on your stuff for the rest of his life. He’s gonna regularly steal your shit.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 April 2020 5:35

Your kid has pica. With what he eats and poops out, he could become a circus act!

sourgirl101 28

Friday 3 April 2020 5:50

Most likely the kid just put the items in their pull ups like they were pockets?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 April 2020 6:40

That makes more sense, but is less funny.

sourgirl101 28

Friday 3 April 2020 6:48

Well you did make me look up what pica was so now I feel smarter. (:

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 April 2020 7:59

Haha! See? I inspire learning even when I'm off the clock!😂😂😂

WistayShlaio82 13

Friday 3 April 2020 8:17

Cool kid, keep an eye on your stuff for the rest of his life. He’s gonna regularly steal your shit.

icecreamisrad 13

Friday 3 April 2020 13:08

You are lucky he passed the car...

zeffra13 31

Friday 3 April 2020 20:20

I guess be glad he's not potty trained yet?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 4 April 2020 21:49

So, was the Pull-Up used? Or did the kid just stuff things into it? Regardless, sounds like someone needs to stop putting valuables within reach (as in the wedding band and coins). As for the other things, time to start teaching him what he should and shouldn't be doing and putting in his mouth.

leximichelle 13

Monday 6 April 2020 1:37

Sounds more like the kid has been shoving objects directly into his/her pull up, and not eating everything as people keep assuming (Hot Wheels are too big for an adult to swallow, people). Regardless, YDI for not keeping a closer eye on your child and keeping choking hazards away from a child who is clearly unattended for stretches of time. I sincerely hope you use this as a wake up call to be more careful about keeping your child safe before something terrible happens.