By besosforme - 21/02/2015 04:17 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML
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besosforme 26

Actually... It was! I'm thinking about breaking the contract with this company (after they pick up the finger- and the rest of the waste, of course). They've been nothing but unreliable and difficult to work with.

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unidentifieduser 23

I used to love the word "marinate" but this has forever ruined it for me.

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Grey_Tempest 16

Why did anyone press YDI at all? I don't get it.

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xwingtwo 15

Why not? In fact why is this an FML at all? He doesn't have to smell it, its marinating. He doesn't have to see it. Just the fact that he knows it's there? BFD!!

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xwingtwo 15

Moderated = Deleted. Send me a message and I'll tell you what I really think.

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Dick_diamond 22

Better a finger than a limb. Or innards, those spoil rather quickly..

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Llama_Face89 33

I hope the reason you know that isn't the human remains you keep lying around.

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ShadowGenius 12

Wording it as marinate makes you sound a little bit like Albert Fish.

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natalia95 9

Omg I work at a hospital and I know that smells horrific. I hope you can put the biohazardous bin somewhere else in the mean time!

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rieebee 23

I don't think it's the sight of it that is going to be the problem.

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buckdharma 36

maybe they'll make it out soon even though their short handed, but don't cross your fingers. Maybe if you call irate and let them know you really want to give them the finger?

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Dick_diamond 22

Don't try too hard with the puns, dude. Might hurt yourself there..

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