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By fat - 12/07/2010 07:52 - United States

Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 193
You deserved it 50 256

Same thing different taste

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xXbrokenXwingsXx 0

how is it possible that your feet have stretch marks?

kellanlvr 1

I'm surprised you can even see your feet :o

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IAYLS, because weight gain can sneak up, if you don't pay attention enough. But YDI, because you would have to be incredibly unaware of yourself for your weight to get that out of hand.

_Vamp_ 9

Haha! You're right! "Yo momma is so fat, she got stretch marks on her feets" Haha wow...

Uhm question...if your feet have stretch marks cause your overweight...wouldn't you be so overweight you can't see your feet...?

Oh OP ... please stop killing yourself. Buy an exercise bike, throw out the ice cream, keep the fridge empty. Don't let your life be shit...

EA32 0

So...you've gained that much weight, but yet, you can still see your feet?...no offense. I didn't know that was possible.

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ew that's kinda gross... I didn't even know that was possible 

Maybe the OP has unusually fragile skin? Sorry :-/

DNWVF 0

Instead of sitting here posting it on the computer, you go to the gym..