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By Cary - 26/12/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

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By nerdgirlmickey - 03/03/2013 16:05 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML

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Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 21:50 - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML

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By manutdlol - 13/12/2009 06:15 - Malaysia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML

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By dumped - 10/03/2011 21:42 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 26 December 2011 12:24

Well, Selena Gomez is kinda butch. Don't worry, Justin, your squeaky high-pitched voice is inexplicably popular, probably because it's slightly less irritating than Rebecca Black's.

non_finisher 9

Monday 26 December 2011 12:09

Girls with deeper voices are usually beautiful...!

Comments

MeLuvBewbs 7

Monday 26 December 2011 19:33

If you are Justin beiber, then that is normal

Somepplschildren 0

Monday 26 December 2011 20:06

And his name is cary...

JonnyAnonymous 0

Monday 26 December 2011 20:25

As long as she doesn't try to put anything in your butt, I think you'll be ok :)

nubton246 4

Monday 26 December 2011 20:49

Weird to find a post from Justin beiber on such a popular site

lrgenesis 19

Monday 26 December 2011 20:54

OP are you Justin Bieber?

strawberryspacejam 11

Monday 26 December 2011 21:34

is this justin biebers fml?

Eckristen 1

Monday 26 December 2011 21:51

i think you diserve it for having a squeeky voice.

Ssampson1464 0

Monday 26 December 2011 22:08

Life can be a bitch sometimes.

jfarrow9703 11

Monday 26 December 2011 22:16

Tranny???

angrynegro7 16

Monday 26 December 2011 22:27

Release the vise-grip from your nuts.

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