Love: Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I...

By Cary - 26/12/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Daryll - 22/01/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

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You deserved it 4 410

By cj123 - 23/12/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 892

By nerdgirlmickey - 03/03/2013 16:05 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 041

You deserved it 6 954

By Anonymous - 18/12/2013 01:55 - China - Shanghai

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

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You deserved it 8 389

By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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You deserved it 6 552

By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 23:01 - United States - Bristol

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 231

You deserved it 5 177

By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 21:50 - United States - Mount Laurel

Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 727

You deserved it 12 042

By manutdlol - 13/12/2009 06:15 - Malaysia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML

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You deserved it 6 492

Double dump

By dumped - 10/03/2011 21:42 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 525

You deserved it 4 026

perdix 29

Monday 26 December 2011 12:24

Well, Selena Gomez is kinda butch. Don't worry, Justin, your squeaky high-pitched voice is inexplicably popular, probably because it's slightly less irritating than Rebecca Black's.

non_finisher 9

Monday 26 December 2011 12:09

Girls with deeper voices are usually beautiful...!

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imnotcraZ 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 0:20

Justin Bieber!?!??

NELSON1 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 0:25

That happened to me...

dansco 24

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:19

And an Adams apple and a dick... You however have neither lol

jasonyun123 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:28

-justin bieber

trolololllolo 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 11:31

and you notice it now?? ~.-

lolmigosh 15

Wednesday 28 December 2011 13:45

Are you sure she's a girl?

zoe768532 1

Wednesday 28 December 2011 15:27

So what some people have deep voices and some people have high voices that's not that bad.

xjloxo16x 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:26

are you justin bieber?

horsegirl331 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:59

Have fun with puberty unless u already had FYL

brytonk 8

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:37

So this is justin beiber right?

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Today, my boyfriend’s ex found out I was pregnant. Her logical response was to have her teenage sons jump him as he was coming home from work. Now we’re filling out a police report instead of our baby registry. FML

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Same thing different taste

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