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By Mommycakes - 03/03/2015 13:14 - United States - Apache Junction

Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML
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Just a quick reassurance, Tyler is my other son. Thanks for the support!

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cutycat136 28

Yes and it was sad, but it's a good thing the tooth fairy had an assistant that was glad to take over while they find another fairy to take over the job.

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sureshadow 23

The Tooth fairy died yesterday? !?!?!

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martin8337 35

So now the tooth. fairy joins the Easter bunny, Santa Claus and Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo.

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openminded8 17

I agree with posts about "no hunny, the Tooth Fairy flies"...but... have to admit Tyler's dang witty! lol just tell your son Tyler was just mad MS. Fairy said no when he asked her on a date

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latinablanca 24

I would punish Tyler but at the same time be slightly proud of his wit xD

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SMHsohard 22

Ah, the joys of having an older sibling. If the little guy is young enough, you might be able to save it with the "Tyler is just messing with you, fairies fly, they don't ride in cars" speech. If he's older, he may have been ready to put the TF aside anyway. As for Tyler? I'm undecided whether I would applaud his ingenuity or punt his ass out the window...

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bloodwraith96 16

while I don't like killing dreams haha, Tyler is awesome. That is totally something I would say to my 7 year old sister

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