Love: Today, I once again asked my girlfriend about getting married,... - FML

By Fgjvshnb - 06/07/2015 03:54 - United States - Watertown

Today, I once again asked my girlfriend about getting married, as she had previously said she would only get married once gay marriage was legal. She still said no. FML

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Fgjvshnb 22

Monday 6 July 2015 17:47

Consider her dumped!

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Emma1562 35

Monday 6 July 2015 17:21

Your girlfriend is full of excuses

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 6 July 2015 17:26

She meant in Russia. You've still got a couple years to wait!

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pinkstardust 9

Monday 6 July 2015 18:37

Well it's legal now

connorgrant98 24

Monday 6 July 2015 21:44

That's why it's an FML...

QuaDECH 13

Monday 6 July 2015 23:08

Read it again.

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Monday 6 July 2015 18:42

Edit: Good for you OP! She deserved to be dumped! You can't stay with someone just to "kill time".

Saikon1357 25

Monday 6 July 2015 18:56

Time to move on buddy.

Enkeria 30

Tuesday 7 July 2015 23:29

He already has

Gwyddone 29

Monday 6 July 2015 19:44

Wow. Sorry about that, seems like your feelings weren't mutual.

One_Way 43

Monday 6 July 2015 20:22

Yup. It's kind of sad that people use excuses like this rather than simply... talking to each other.

PricelessHydra 5

Monday 6 July 2015 19:49

Its not gonna happen. Move along.

gsam99 20

Monday 6 July 2015 19:53

I think that she probably didn't plan on gay marriage happening in her lifetime.

BuckNekkid 22

Monday 6 July 2015 20:42

well that's ghey, time to move on

Paws_Cat 29

Monday 6 July 2015 21:54

You realise gay marriage has been legal in MA since around 2004, right?

vreid 20

Monday 6 July 2015 22:06

You realize OP could've moved back home or something after breaking up. You realize it's still only legal for that state with lots of tax benefits federally still missing before. Jeez some people

MrThump 16

Monday 6 July 2015 22:29

A: she's still not ready. B: she's really gay and will marry only same sex. C: she's just not that into you.

katcollege16 18

Monday 6 July 2015 22:38

Then why are you still dating her?

MzZombicidal 36

Monday 6 July 2015 23:33

He's not anymore.

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