By Fgjvshnb - 06/07/2015 03:54 - United States - Watertown

Today, I once again asked my girlfriend about getting married, as she had previously said she would only get married once gay marriage was legal. She still said no. FML
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Zebediabolical 39

She meant in Russia. You've still got a couple years to wait!

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Redoxx_fml 22

Maybe it was Opposite Day

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Dramori 29

I'd say she was full of something else...

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vipirius 18

sorry OP but I think it's time you took the hint :/

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milehigh52 22

Why is it time to leave? OP should ask their partner to be honest. Not every successful relationship needs to be validated with marriage.

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Razell 13

OP wants to get married. His girl doesn't (to him at least.) This is what we call "irreconcilable differences". That is the usual excuse given for a no-fault divorce. It would be better for OP to find someone who does want to marry him.

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_Peppermint_ 34

Maybe she meant to marry someone else?

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BrotherPhil 35

Yup, that's why she had to wait for it to be legal.

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Wolfipoo 31

Sorry OP, but guess she wanted to "Taste the Rainbow"....I'm sorry.

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Afroninja4566 21

At this point, she isn't even worth your time or your love OP. I know you'll find someone better

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Zebediabolical 39

She meant in Russia. You've still got a couple years to wait!

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Zebediabolical 39

Don't you worry. James Bond will deal with that wicked Putin and all will be right with the world.

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QuaDECH 13

Or maybe never you know considering it's Russia and everyone knows how they feel about homosexuals.

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bulletsinthewind 21

Yeah, no. That's an over generalization. Not everyone in Russia hates gays. The people who hate them there are the same kind of people who hate them here. Just like in the US, some people hate them, and some don't.

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rhcpgurl 18

Sorry OP. She obviously used gay marriage as an excuse to not get married rather acting like an adult and be honest.

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Trippsk8 10

Or it's because she's playing a different field then he thinks.

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rhcpgurl 18

you got me there ;)

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whassallt26 13

I mean you can't really force someone to get married so....

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Aimeejasmine 15

Well OP is American.. It'd make sense to say you can't force them to marry.

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whassallt26 13

Oh yeah how uncultured of me, to think that the American couple from Massachusetts can't force each other to get married

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brand125 17

15 was OBVIOUSLY being sarcastic, jeeze you people. and the op was not trying to force anyone to marry them, they ASKED about it...

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thisguy22 33

Shotgun weddings typically involve getting pregnant out of wedlock... That doesn't really fit well in this scenario.

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