Love and Dogs: Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card...

By rainedaddy - 29/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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By nochance - 05/03/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML

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By Anne - 14/02/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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What a treat

By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Sainte Genevieve

Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML

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Good boy

By macattack - 02/09/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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Bad news

By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 20:01

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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By fishyrael - 30/10/2019 20:00

Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML

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BritishHobo 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:28

SHIT.

wickeddrummajor 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:37

poor puppy

Comments

NotSoNice 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 6:21

Who doesn't enjoy a dead puppy no and again!?? V-V poor thing.

applelover1995 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 6:27

i think #1 said it best OH SHIT

Queen_of_Night 20

Wednesday 30 September 2009 6:56

You need a new girlfriend! Imagine how stupid your children could be!

lilleeanne 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 7:16

Okay well he says open his front door, he could have been coming home and going inside his house, not outside therefore it could have been there for hours.

Ninjaface 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 7:45

You'd better have dumped her. She's a freaking PUPPY KILLER. Even if it was an accident, she's just forfeited all claim to the human condition.

dorymoto4985 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 7:55

i hope your girlfriend ******* dies... ...in a basket.

KillaKingPerrie 4

Wednesday 30 September 2009 9:04

Couldn't she have just gave the puppy to you when you got home or something. For return you should send her one of her family members in a box.

xOpheliacx 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 13:02

Your girlfriend is a ******* moron.

Phantox 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 17:35

Wow that must suck... I'd be so sad for the puppy if that happened to me

kevinjensen531 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 21:10

your girlfriends an idiot for probably not feeding it, then stuffing it into a small basket wrapped with a cloth. the dog couldnt get out. not your fault