Valentine's slay, Caring and Animals: Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month....

By Anne - 14/02/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML

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By marymark - 13/04/2012 01:02 - United States - West Long Branch

Today, I woke up to a note from my parents saying we needed to talk. Assuming it was about the weed I'd left on my dresser, I quickly confessed. Turns out my dog died. FML

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By natashamilan - 26/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party when I got a call from my mom telling me to come home because my dog died. When I told my friend that I had to leave because of the loss, she replied with, "Okay, but you brought my gift inside, right?" FML

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By ashleyramsay - 23/10/2009 19:13 - Canada

Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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By jrad - 08/09/2010 19:23 - United States

Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML

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By nochance - 05/03/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML

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By Cat Ashes - 05/12/2013 05:18 - United States - Dewitt

Today, I received an unexpected package from my mother. It contained my cat's ashes. Apparently he died 3 weeks ago and she thought this was the best way to tell me. FML

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By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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By Dogless - 21/08/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

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By rainedaddy - 29/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

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that_one_guy 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 23:59

That suuuucccccckkkkssss I'm sorry to hear about that. Just one question, who the **** could possibly think that you deserve it?

StudleytheDragon 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 4:29

I hate how no matter how shitty the thing is there's always some jackasses that say you deserved it, how the **** is this the persons fault?! and I'm sorry for your loss

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that_one_guy 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 23:59

That suuuucccccckkkkssss I'm sorry to hear about that. Just one question, who the **** could possibly think that you deserve it?

Alicia_Raven7 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 5:10

people are idiots. they do that even though the OP doesnt deserve it. i mean look at the people whos best achievement in life is yelling "first!" to being the first comment. its a sad world we live in.

arrow007archer 19

Sunday 29 June 2014 0:12

#4 people who want to get medals for saying YDI its 100 for the judgemental medal. people say YDI on random FML without reading them

FaguIous 22

Wednesday 11 March 2015 1:45

I vote both on every FML I read. I have a sad life.

kittykat1501 31

Tuesday 7 July 2015 6:59

... I cringed at #1

Amkii 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 0:02

=( Aww, I'm sorry.

primogen18 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:47

Sorry to hear that, my friend's parents didn't tell him his dog died til he went home a couple months later, and now I'm moved out and states away from my parents I always worry about my dog as I miss him.

jewbilee1 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:10

That sucks but shouldn't you know when your dog hasn't been around or your parents even talk about it.

V461N4 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 4:09

That's rough man. It sucks to lose a pet, and especially to find out like that.

georgiinaa 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 8:44

LMAO

greendaygirl112 0

Monday 19 April 2010 5:56

we cremated my dog **** your life and ur dogs life btw both of ur parents a ducked up

bummervacation 10

Tuesday 10 August 2010 17:47

WIN!!! finally! a first post that provides humour and isn't FIRSTTTTT111!!!!!!111!!!11!!!!!!!!11!!!*creams pants*11!!!!!!!!1!!!111!!!!!! i think i can safely say i love you now